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i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
(Source: octosmagiccastle)
this is the best thing ever
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
You did not
(Source: brennablueskies)
And I cry
(Source: johnstarr)
lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can
^reblogging for that comment
- Mom…. Dad… I am canadian
- God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose.
OH GOD IT GOT WORSE
(Source: thewhatever)
(Source: baratender)
